Monthly Archives: May 2009
47…Going on Dead. (Shoot Me.)
Technically, I’m still 46. The big B-Day doesn’t arrive until Tuesday. But my mind is already racing with thoughts of “what I’ve learned so far” in approximately 47 years of life. Know this: I don’t claim to be right about … Continue reading
Why Workplace Affairs Are a Mofo.
If you cheat on your spouse, it most likely will be with someone you work with, experts say. There’s something about being cooped up in an office that makes married adults want to fuck. Or something like that. But if … Continue reading
Memorial Day Do’s and Don’ts for Adulterer’s.
You know not to drink and drive. You know not to light a grill with gasoline. And you know not to swim immediately after eating. That shit’ll getcha killed, or so we’ve been told. But what about Memorial Day “do’s” … Continue reading
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How History Remembers Affairs.
May 25, 2050. Rummaging through boxes in a dust-filled attic, the young woman made a startling discovery. A leather-bound journal that belonged to her grandfather recounted the story of his fabled affair. But not the story that had been whispered … Continue reading
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Married? Then Don’t Read This.
Are you happily married? Of course you are. You wouldn’t trade your husband or wife for anything in the world. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned after almost losing my wife (due to my affair), it’s that married people … Continue reading
What I Would Say to My Ex-Lover’s Husband
What I did with your wife wasn’t cool. If I could erase it, I would. I never meant to hurt you personally. All I really knew about you was from your wife, who made you sound like a neglectful jerk. Continue reading
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The Delusions of a Cheating Man.
I know a guy who, just like me, cheated on his wife with a woman he worked with. Over beers one night (see What I Learned from a Fellow Adulterer), he told me a story that blew my mind. See if … Continue reading
Is the Opposite of Love ‘Indifference’?
It’s funny how certain things people say get stuck in your head like a broken record. For example, a few months ago, when I was blogging about my hatred for my former “other woman” who I once loved, blog-friend Terri … Continue reading
