I’ve seen some funny-ass shit on T-shirts this summer. Words and sayings that have “special meaning” to me. And thanks to the Governor of the state in which I reside, the selection has never been better.
From Cafepress: Sanford T-shirts
Oh Mark, getting busted for cheating on your wife is one thing. Getting your own T-shirt to commemorate the event is FUBAR! Lest your wife forgets what you did, one of these bad boys will show up on a yard sale table ten years from now. (You’re fucked, dude.)
Here’s one I saw on the back of a motorcycle rider:
Don’t ask me why, but I chuckled out loud when I saw this. So did my wife for that matter.
And I really laughed when I saw this one:
Anyone who has kept up with this blog knows exactly why I chuckled when I saw this T-shirt. It reminds me of someone I used to know. I just wish I had thought of it.
And being the old Cateechee Warrior that I am (long story), I nearly laughed my ass off when I saw somone wearing this:
Again, it’s a long story.
A story best told through T-shirts.
7 Comments
July 4, 2009 at 5:15 am
OMG, you beat me to it! I just ordered a T-shirt from cafepress and I was going to post about it. Now, I have to think of a new topic. I guess I could blog about last nite’s threesome, but who would be interested in that?
July 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Moody, so sorry I stole your material. I haven’t had much time for blogging lately, so I was looking for something quick and easy. I will LOVE to hear your take on the Governor Sanford T-shirts!
Threesome? You’re pulling my…leg. If not, I would love to hear about it. But not so much from the sex standpoint. To me, the fabled “threesome” is the holy grail of human complexity. How is the third partner selected? What emotional ground rules are established before the act? What discussion took place that led to the threesome? Why was there a need? A desire? How did the love couple feel when it was over? Were there any hard feelings, or the potential for hard feelings? Was it your “gift” to him, or his gift to you? Which one of you brought it up in the first place? Mostly, how does this change your relationship? Can love –true love– exist when there is a third? You see where I’m going with all this. Don’t mean to be nosy. But I’ve become a student of these things in the search for my own answers.
July 5, 2009 at 12:51 am
Hi Tv,
I was just making a joke; however, I’m quite sure that manstress wouldn’t mind it if I brought a girlfriend over from time to time. Here’s a good article on the “rules.” Although manstress and I have not had a threesome (yet), I can say that it’s not all that complex and can just be fun for all. Everybody plays, everybody wins!
http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/201_love_tip.html
July 7, 2009 at 1:11 am
i see where you are going with this. i think. i mean, i would ask the same questions… especially can love- true love- exist when there is a third? arent the potential emotional reprucassions of a threesome basically that of an affair? i mean, the way i see it- when more than 3 play someone, if not everyone, is bound to get hurt.
July 7, 2009 at 1:11 am
**repercussions not, reprucassions (lol).
July 7, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I played with just one girl, and I got hurt. Two girlies? No thanks.
July 8, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Those beat the boring old Nike swoosh.