Cleaning Up Messes.

Note to self:   If you ever decide to boff another female coworker (not that there will be a next time), don’t forget to remove incriminating evidence from your desk at work.  Stuff you’d have one helluva time explaining to your boss.
Who knew that nearly two years after my unfortunate workplace sexcapade, my desk [...]

The Secret Second Life.

“We dance round in a ring and suppose, While the secret sits in the middle and knows.” ~ Robert Frost.
I’m going to be brutally honest…again.
This mess we find ourselves in wouldn’t have happened if we’d been honest with our spouses.  Honest about everything.  EVERY-thing!  Every dark desire that creeps into your mind.   That’s how [...]

A Wise Adulterer Speaketh.

I don’t know you.  We’ve never met.  I don’t know where you live or where you work.  I don’t know if you take your coffee black, or with cream and sugar.  (One lump or two?)  If you and I were seated across from each other at the airport or the train station, we wouldn’t speak.  [...]

Favorite T-Shirt Slogans This Summer.

I’ve seen some funny-ass shit on T-shirts this summer.   Words and sayings that have “special meaning” to me.    And thanks to the Governor of the state in which I reside, the selection has never been better.
Oh Mark, getting busted for cheating on your wife is one thing.  Getting your own T-shirt to commemorate [...]

Normal? I’ll Show You Normal.

It’s funny how “weird” we bloggers sometimes get airing the dirty laundry of our lives.  Even I can’t believe some of the crap I’ve written.  Occasionally, while reading my own posts, I wonder, “Who is this guy?”
The truth is, my life is far less interesting than my writing would lead you to believe.
Let me prove [...]

Memorial Day Do’s and Don’ts for Adulterer’s.

You know not to drink and drive. You know not to light a grill with gasoline. And you know not to swim immediately after eating. That shit’ll getcha killed, or so we’ve been told.
But what about Memorial Day “do’s” and “don’ts” for the rest of us? Folks with an “A” [...]

Married? Then Don’t Read This.

Are you happily married?  Of course you are.  You wouldn’t trade your husband or wife for anything in the world.  But if there’s one thing I’ve learned after almost losing my wife (due to my affair), it’s that married people rarely live “happily ever after.”
You can debate this if you want, but you know I’m [...]

The Delusions of a Cheating Man.

I know a guy who, just like me, cheated on his wife with a woman he worked with. Over beers one night (see What I Learned from a Fellow Adulterer), he told me a story that blew my mind.
See if it blows yours.
He said at the height of his affair, he seriously considered asking his wife [...]

Is the Opposite of Love ‘Indifference’?

It’s funny how certain things people say get stuck in your head like a broken record. For example, a few months ago, when I was blogging about my hatred for my former “other woman” who I once loved, blog-friend Terri made the comment that the opposite of love is indifference, not hate. She, [...]

When All Else Fails, Go On a Cruise!

Readers of this blog know the past year has been rough for Mr. & Mrs. TV Explorer. So over the weekend, during a romantic candelight dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse (that’s another story completely), we decided to give our marriage the jumpstart it needs.
We’re going on a cruise, y’all!

We haven’t nailed down a date just [...]