Picture yourself 5 years from now, when all this “waxing poetic” over your affair has finally, FINALLY ended. And it will end. I promise you that. You’ll reach a point where the details of your affair no longer matter. In fact, you’ll conclude what everyone else concludes. That your affair was NOT the romance of the century. If it was, you wouldn’t still be married to your spouse, and your ex-lover wouldn’t still be married to theirs. You’ll realize your affair was merely a case of, “You liked her, she liked you, you fucked.” Sorry, lovers, to put it in those terms, but it’s true. You’ll see when a few years pass. You will also see that your “grace period” for being a miserable, heart-broken sap has expired. The people around you, the people who count, will expect you to have become that person you promised. So the question becomes, who is that person? Who will you be when the shit-storm passes?
Me? I’m at 3 years now. Three years since D-Day when the shit-storm blew over my house. I’m happy to report that the storm has passed. My family is in tact. My wife and kids still love me. Most remarkable is the fact that I now go for days at a time without thinking about “it.” Sure, I still field a few comments on this blog, and communicate via e-mail with a couple of subscribers. But it’s only to share some of the lessons I’ve learned. The truth is, my desire to be part of this post-affair world has waned, as it will with you in the future. The only thing I haven’t been able to do is decide which person I will become…for the rest of my life.
Will I take up golf? Stamp collecting? How ’bout volunteer work at the local boys shelter? God knows, there are plenty of folks in need, and I’ve done little in my lifetime to “give back.”
Who can I be that will make me happy, that will give my life purpose after everything that’s happened? Who do I know that’s survived an affair and can point me in the right direction? My wife seems to think the answer is Jesus. (Of course, she has thought that for the past twenty years.) I recently learned that my ex-lover is now a cross-bearing warrior for God. No shit! She posts bible verses on her Facebook page, and writes profound things like, “My husband is awesome!” Really, sister? Really, really, really? Well, praaaaaiiiiise Jesus!!! Halle-fucking-lujah!!! Is this the sum of your life experience? Is religion the logical next step, seeing as how you’re surrounded by religious fruitcakes? Will your husband love you more? Will his family now accept you? Goddamn, girl! What a brilliant idea!
But then, we must all become something after an affair. May as well be a persona that wipes away sin.
As for me, I’m thinking about doing something radical, like people my age (upper 40s) tend to do. No, it won’t be skydiving. I’m too chickenshit for that. But I would be willing to try mountain-climbing or scuba-diving. Yeah! Something outdoorsy. Something that takes me far from the dimly-lit mind of my former self.